This a tale of Russian shenanigans and mental munchkins. Both probably failed but stole our attentions.
As the Tracksuit 13 played patriot games the Queen’s loyal knight Sir Philippe Reines lost his brains, embracing Neocons because his campaign was lame!
“It can’t be me you see, must be Russia, must be Bernie!”
Sure Russians creeped but the campaign was asleep,
Spending a billion but running field on the cheap!
Our once bright knight had gone dull and full of dread. He and his friends had said “Let’s kill dastardly Bernie dead!
Geniuses they were not and finally they got caught, everyone saw the Clinton Jobs Program was all for naught!
Here’s the good news, the world ensues despite Hillary Men Peter Daou and Tom Watson’s constant boos!
Bernie might have won, maybe he would have not
But he changed the conversation, filling our head with thoughts!
Medicare for all, ending corporate welfare, even Kirsten and Corey now give a care!
So stop Putin your foot in your mouth because real Democrats are back and we are cleaning up our house!